One Smoking Horse

hazardgirl:

I like how he is wildly pregnant

yet takes a pregnancy test

and is surprised by the results

then he hugs a flower

well ok

(Source: muskequeer, via ruinedchildhood)

mydollyaviana:

The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

(via shining-magically)

“Laughter is like farting out of your mouth.”
— Link Neal, 2013 (via rhettandlink)
mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

(via ruinedchildhood)

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo, via imasteredtheavatarstate)

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam, via ruinedchildhood)

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via ruinedchildhood)

“Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson, in response to Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet.” (via officialkylemaclachlan)

(Source: unusual-entities, via globalsoftpirka)

(Source: vinebox, via ruinedchildhood)